I am a man.

There is a nasty rumor going around that I am not a man, and have no balls. I would like to disagree in saying that I am a man, and I have plenty balls. These rumors are not founded on any evidence what-so-ever, and I would like them to end abruptly before I am forced to headbutt an innocent bear to death.
In other news I was not able to eat lunch today becuase the principle is Hitler. That is all.

The power is yours,
Dr. Lightning