Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Politics

This is a retort to Dylan's political post in his blog.

First off here's definite proof Hilliary wasn't lying.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uHVEDq6RVXc

I don't usually care about politics but I have to argue with a few things my friend said. I know that there are plenty of stupid liberals but saying that most people who don't know what there talking about are liberals might be going a bit far. Just becuase we're all done making fun of Bush and his party dosen't mean the initial reasons we made fun of him in the first place are any less true.
I think it's already a pretty good argument that it would take someone not that bright to vote for a lot of conservative politicians seeing as they're mostly rich corrupt homophobs, and a lot of those who vote for them are tricked by how terrorism is being used as a scare tactic and they offer security.
-And the O'riely factor is worse then iCarly

Dr. Lightning


PS
iCarly? Really?

One more thing
John McCain says GTA IV is a sin against God.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Oh well

Okay so everybody already knows I've got broken up with today,and although I'll admit I might not be feeling all to wonderful right now I'm fine and should be back to 100% way-too-happy attitude by the weekend at the very most.
It's not like I didn't see this coming, thanks to Dylan my self-esteem was already low enough that I was thinking of a long list of reasons I'd be dumped, but I can't say "Someone with a British accent" was on there.
Well I just wanted everyone to know I'm not depressed or anything.

Nobody moved that half a bowling ball, I'm considering taking it myself.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

I think this'll be another short one

Just a few notes to update everyone on.


-I'm still participating in BallQuest 08'.

-I found half a bowling ball on the sidewalk on my way home from school.

-Quavon keeps trying to feel me up in earth science. Seriously.

-I'm not going to make an entry about the food fight so one of you is going to have to do it.

-Shaun got balls.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

I am a man.

There is a nasty rumor going around that I am not a man, and have no balls. I would like to disagree in saying that I am a man, and I have plenty balls. These rumors are not founded on any evidence what-so-ever, and I would like them to end abruptly before I am forced to headbutt an innocent bear to death.
In other news I was not able to eat lunch today becuase the principle is Hitler. That is all.

The power is yours,
Dr. Lightning

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Small updates

Back from Vermont early becuase some pipes burst during the winter so there's no water. I think I'm going to start using people real names. I watched "Last Comic Standing" last night, and I'm sure I could get further then some of the losers in the first round, so I'll be working on a comedy act. I want it to be summer now. I need to find someone to go to the movies with me.

UPDATE- Went to see Ironman with Nate. It was awesome.

Rock you like a Hurricane,
Dr. Lightning

Friday, May 23, 2008

Not feeling Great

There's a bunch of things pissing me off, so as a bit of a therapeutic exercise for me, and entertainment for you, I'll list them all in one big messy unorganized paragraph.

Dylan wouldn't be himself if he didn't spend most of his time busting our balls but it bothers me that he refuses to slow down just enough so I can walk straight -Also he dosen't understand that most of what I write here is a joke. Nate's predictable anti-anything-that-isn't-punk attitude is still annoying. This isn't new but Chelsea's refusal to look at the world sensibly just once is starting to get to me. Lizzy kind of confuses me sometimes. I have to spend most of my long weekend in Vermont away from my beloved technology and that's a bit of a bummer. The computer I'm typing this on sucks and I doubt my parents will ever get a new one. Acne. I can't decided whether to keep the fake-names for my freinds or just start using everyones real names. I've gained back that thing called "Embarrassment", which I thought I ditched years ago. I can't watch the new "Zero Punctuation" video becuase they were all taken off youtube and the video player the escapist uses dosen't work on my computer (See Computer complaint listed above).
...I actually feel a lot better now.

Gonna make a super-sonic man outta you,
Dr.Lightning

Monday, May 19, 2008

This creeps me the fuck out



Yeah...

In other news I can't read Lizzy's real blog becuase she thinks I'm immature and untrustworthy. Dylan has become a Superman villain.
Fire on the mountain run boys run,
Dr. Lightning