The Dog and The Boat

I'd like to start summing up last night with the story of the most hilariously unlucky thing that ever happened to me. I was on Lizzy's porch with her and her father, and we were about to get going when some creepy looking kid, who's head was completely shaved except for the rat tail in the back, comes by walking a small yipy dog. The kid lets the dog run up on to the porch, it then bites my leg, tearing through my pants and my skin, it then runs off the porch, and the kid acts like I did something wrong.
Some antibiotics and band-aids later I was finally on the boat with Lizzy, Dylan, Chelsea, and David. Chelsea spent half the dance looking into the water thoughtfully, so I guess I can leave her out of the story. Dylan was in a good mood, and if you've never seen him in a good mood this means he spent most of the time hurting me, so that was unfortunate. I made myself look like an idiot more then once, but that's to be expected. Although I've been listing the negatives it was defiantly a good night...Yeah I know I'm being vague but that's none of your business.
On another positive note I'm no longer worried that Lizzy's going out with me as a terribly over elaborate prank, I guess she actually does like me. Hell if I know why though.

For Great Justice,
Dr/ Lightning

Recent Events

Let me just rush through this one so I can give you an idea of what's been going on recently. Me and Dylan have been trying to get Lizz and Chelsea to get into a fight for our entertainment. I have a blister on my finger and I'm sure if it's from Rock Band or from my real bass. In related news I Finally beat 'Suffrage City' on Expert.
Now that the dull stuff is out of the way I can talk about the big thing, the...Swar...nevermind, I can't spell it. On friday there's a dance on a boat. Unfortunately our grade has to share the boat with the freshmen, who are a bunch of idiots, but I'll go into more detail about that some other time. Still, I think it'll be a fun night.

I hate Panic at the Disco,

Dr. Lightning

To catch you up...

Hi,
My real names Zak, but I'll also go by Dr.Lightning, which is a sort of pen-name for me. I'm an albino kid who makes youtube videos. I will now start by introducing my freinds, but note that all names have been changed to names I think are better.

I'll start by introducing David . He is like me in many ways, especially when it comes to doing the spontaneous, but some difference include that he's taller, blacker, and has the voice of an angel. Sometimes we like to go on adventures.
Next up is Dylan. Dylan is mean and yells a lot and likes to hit me when I don't do anything wrong at all. Deep down he knows how cool I am and he's just jealous. He's cool though.
This brings us to Nate. He has long, dead hair and hasn't caught on that hating America and Christianity isn't rally being rebellious anymore, but he's fun to hang out with.
Now Chelsea. Being a close friend of hers is like having a mentally challenged little sister, She's annoying as hell but you can't help feel defensive for her sometimes. This week she thinks she has the soul of a winged-wolf.
I'll finish off the list with Lizzy. I'd like to start out with saying I am not "whipped", as Dylan seems to believe, the reason I will not use the jokes that I could use becuase I am a gentleman, with that said I can now continue. Lizzy is a sweet and cool person, and this has nothing to do with the fact that she is now my girlfriend. That fact took a surprising amount of time for me to absorb, the reason for this is a week or so before I knew her there was a voice in my head that kept telling me "Listen buddy, be honest, you're not going to have a date until your in college and can grow stylish facial hair and start making independent films with the hipster crowd. This is a fact and there's no use moping about it". I like proving the voices in my head wrong.

Well that's everyone important, I'll have more coming soon.

May Haskin be with you,
Dr.Lightning